While he toured the country as the "Tall Tale Teller",
not much else is known about Ed Gray.
Christened the
Colony's historian and poet, Gray was
a vaudeville
monologist who, according to a 1917 newspaper review from Olean, New
York, entertained crowds with “some very amusing stories and droll
imitations” taken from life that “kept the audience convulsed with
laughter to the very end.”
According to a 1915 Muskegon newspaper article, Gray sang one of his odes
to Bluffton at a "Cobwebs and Rafters gala. "To the air of
'Where the River Shannon Flows' Sergent Ed Gray, the
famed 'Pidgeon Hill Poet,' sang in his resonant bass the following song,
in which all joined in the chorus with great gusto, it being announced
that the words of it antedated those of 'Take Me Back to Michigan" |
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There's a pretty spot in Michigan,
A place I'd like to fish again,
Where the fish like you to catch 'em,
Where Lake Michigan flows ---
Where the boats go like hellfire:
(if they don't then I'm a liar)
Go down there and inquire
Where old Lake Muskegon flows.
CHORUS
Where the actors live in summer
Where the weather is a hummer
Where the wall-eyed pike and white bass stay all the actors by ---
Where you quench your thirst at Pascoe's
Or get Green Creek at Cap Joe's:
Where you walk around in old clothes
Where old Lake Muskegon flows!
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According to Buster Keaton's remembrances,
Gray was notoriously lazy. This trait lead to the creation of gadgetry
and labor saving devices, including the "Ed Gray Awakener" - a
Keaton-designed contraption that included a mechanical arm that would
removed the sheet and blanket from Gray's bed, as well as a motorized
means of shaking the bed until he awoke. Also, a feature of Gray's
property was an outhouse, noted for it's collapsing walls. While the
location of his residence (and the infamous outhouse) is unknown, when
Buster went to Hollywood he created similar devices for use in his
films. Classic examples of Buster's inventiveness can be seen in
The Electric House and The Scarecrow. |
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July 24, 1915 - Billboard
Thanks Susan Buhrman |
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